To all David Archuleta fans out there. Wake up and see the light. Your little boy is a bright little flower.
Moving on ... just WHAT exactly is gaydar?
Gaydar is that little voice inside your head that tells something is a little wrong and a lot freaky.
Contrary to popular belief, gaydar is not just used to detect any homos in the vicinity. Gaydar is also quite frequently employed in the detection of things that have gone awry.
Ever had a friend who gushed about her new boyfriend, who after 6 months turns out to be a flaming faggot? Gaydar.
The two best friends playing basketball in the school quadrangle and walking towards their lockers locked hand in hand. Yep ... gaydar.
The annoying ex-boyfriend who started out perfect and sweet and ends up like someone fresh off a slasher movie. Say it with me ... gaydar.
Some people are born with gaydar. Some develop it to a usable extent. Some are just so devoid of any faggotry that they can't tell that their boyfriend uses a lot more concealer than they do.
The best way to hone your gaydar is to ... bring out your inner diva. In everything you do, ALWAYS expect the best and demand for excellence. Whether ordering foie gras at your favorite French Resto or buying adobo at your friendly neighborhood carenderia.
Take a deep breath and tell yourself ... "I am a diva and the world will open up its doors to me. I want a lot of stuff and I want them now. Gosh ang init pag umaga. Lord paki off ang sun please!"
XOXO You know you hate me.
Moving on ... just WHAT exactly is gaydar?
Gaydar is that little voice inside your head that tells something is a little wrong and a lot freaky.
Contrary to popular belief, gaydar is not just used to detect any homos in the vicinity. Gaydar is also quite frequently employed in the detection of things that have gone awry.
Ever had a friend who gushed about her new boyfriend, who after 6 months turns out to be a flaming faggot? Gaydar.
The two best friends playing basketball in the school quadrangle and walking towards their lockers locked hand in hand. Yep ... gaydar.
The annoying ex-boyfriend who started out perfect and sweet and ends up like someone fresh off a slasher movie. Say it with me ... gaydar.
Some people are born with gaydar. Some develop it to a usable extent. Some are just so devoid of any faggotry that they can't tell that their boyfriend uses a lot more concealer than they do.
The best way to hone your gaydar is to ... bring out your inner diva. In everything you do, ALWAYS expect the best and demand for excellence. Whether ordering foie gras at your favorite French Resto or buying adobo at your friendly neighborhood carenderia.
Take a deep breath and tell yourself ... "I am a diva and the world will open up its doors to me. I want a lot of stuff and I want them now. Gosh ang init pag umaga. Lord paki off ang sun please!"
XOXO You know you hate me.
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